The inside of this cards says:
you have my heart

I love you so much I literally gave you my heart.

Who wouldn't want a candy heart box filled with...a real heart? This image from the film My Bloody Valentine shows just how messy that would be if you decide to do it. Maybe you should just give this card instead.

On the back of this card there is a quote from the movie as well as a little picture of an object that represents the film.

The inside of this card says:
your family misses you

Uh, the greatest movie EVER? Yes. It is. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is THE greatest movie ever. Thank you. This card celebrates the wacky Leatherface Family.

The Leatherface's. They may be crazy but they're your FAMILY! You have to be more considerate. Not only would I drop over dead with glee if someone gave me this card, I would kiss them too. So maybe you'll get lucky if you get this for a die hard Chainsaw fan.

The image is from the movie The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. On the back of this card there is a quote from the movie as well as a little picture of an object that represents the film.

The inside of this card says:
You're just so old! It makes
me wanna SCREAM!

Uh, the greatest movie EVER? Yes. It is. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is THE greatest movie ever. Thank you. This card celebrates that unluckiest of all hippie roadtrippers, Sally.

Oh, Sally Hardesty. You poor dear. Scream! Scream! No one can hear you but SCREAM! Sally from The Texas Chain Saw Massacre cries on the front of the card for your passing into old age.

The image is from the movie The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. On the back of this card there is a quote from the movie as well as a little picture of an object that represents the film.

The inside of this card says:
This is SO the birthday party
you want to have.

Uh, the greatest movie EVER? Yes. It is. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is THE greatest movie ever. Thank you. This card celebrates the wacky Leatherface Family.

This card is for the die hard fan only! The image is a little dark and I added a birthday hat onto poor Sally's head.
Celebrate your birthday with the Leatherface's,
you know you wanna.

The image is from the movie The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. On the back of this card there is a quote from the movie as well as a little picture of an object that represents the film.

The outside of this card says: send help
The inside of this card has a photo of Sally & Hitchhiker Leatherface (!) with him holding a knife to her throat.
The text says: the trip has not gone as planned

Uh, the greatest movie EVER? Yes. It is. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is THE greatest movie ever. Thank you.

Please people, let this movie and this card do nothing more for you than teach you not to pick up hitchhikers! Just say no! Let them walk. They could be PSYCHO!

The image is from the movie The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. On the back of this card there is a quote from the movie as well as a little picture of an object that represents the film.

The inside of this card says:
get well soon

Uh, good luck with that surgery. I hope you don't turn into a savage zombie while being operated on.

Won't your friend start feeling better immediately once they realize their illness isn't NEAR as bad as being a rib and entrails exposed member of the undead? They will most likely jump up and start doing a jig.

The image is from the movie Day of the Dead. On the back of this card there is a quote from the movie as well as a little picture of an object that represents the film.

The inside of this card says:
you blow my mind

Some people, they are so interesting, it just makes your head hurt, or EXPLODE.

This card is for when you know someone who is SO smart, SO cool, SO amazing, that you just can't take it anymore and you HAVE TO TELL THEM. Another zombie in the original film version of Dawn of the Dead gets offed for the entertainment of this card. Pity. His outfit makes him look like quite the 1970's stud.

On the back of this card there is a quote from the movie as well as a little picture of an object that represents the film.

The inside of this card says:
It's all fun and games till someone
gets an ax to the head.

When Excedrin just doesn't cut it, try an ax to the head.

Poor Jason Voorhees, he just doesn't know how to love properly. I blame it on his mother. And this poor gal from the film Friday the 13th, well, she doesn't blame anyone for anything anymore. It does not pay to be a camp counselor folks. Not at all. Just say no to helping kids.

The image is from the movie Friday the 13th. On the back of this card there is a quote from the movie as well as a little picture of an object that represents the film.

The inside of this card says:
Congratulations on the new baby.

Hey, I could care less about the birth of your new baby but it does give me an excuse to buy this card with a picture from the film Dead Alive on it! Cool!

Won't all parents feel better about their new little mini-human when they see the evil pint-sized zombie baby on this card emerging from this poor woman's head? I know if I ever have a baby then I will love it that much more knowing it ISN'T a zombie! Phew!

The image is from the movie Dead Alive. On the back of this card there is a quote from the movie as well as a little picture of an object that represents the film.

The inside of this card has a picture of the house from the movie The Amityville Horror (which says "our new house" under it) and the text says: We have such high hopes!
On the left inside of the card there is space for you to write out your new address, phone numbers, and other additional info.

*THIS CARD ALSO COMES IN THE SINGULAR! Instead of "We're Moving" it is "I'm Moving", etc.
Please specify which version you would like!*

Moving? We all say congratulations! Until we see your new house. Then we'll just pray for you.

Oh, those poor Lutz's. All they wanted was a nice house in a good neighborhood. Too bad SATAN was their house guest! I hope the opposite for you in your new house. Good luck.

The image is from the film The Amityville Horror (1979). On the back of this card there is a quote from the movie as well as a little picture of an object that represents the film.

The inside of this card says:
Lisa’s first day as a Merry Maid didn’t go too well. But in her defense she had told them she didn’t do toilets.

Sigh. Some people just don't know how to keep a clean home. It's disturbing.

Oh, those crazy girls from the film The House on Sorority Row. They just don't know how to keep the bathroom tidy OR how to keep from killing landlords and then being knocked off one by one by a mysterious killer. Maybe if they kept their bathroom clean this kind of thing wouldn't happen.

The image is from the movie The House on Sorority Row. On the back of this card there is a quote from the movie as well as a little picture of an object that represents the film.

The inside of this card says:
Rick learned the hard way that forgetting the ‘safe word’ meant more pain than pleasure.

Just a little S&M joke for you all. Pinhead would be so proud of me. But then he would tear my soul apart so I don't think I really WANT him to be proud of me.

The image is from the movie Hellraiser. On the back of this card there is a quote from the movie as well as a little picture of an object that represents the film.

The inside of this card says:
just say no to asterisks*
and at the bottom of the card in small text it says:
*they're just downright evil

The inside of this card is blank

The front of this card has an image
taken from Victorian clip art with the words "Thank You".
A pink scroll dips from the top and also
swirls onto the back.

The inside of this card is blank

This cards has the image of a Victorian corset with the words "size doesn't matter" written underneath.